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Moaning, The Weather, Tea and Maybe Gin!

There’s an English addiction
That really is rife
To moan about everything
They encounter in life
They complain about this
They complain about that
They protest and they grumble
And they go tit for tat
Be it about their work or their children
Their house or their car
They take moaning to new levels
But the complaint that’s by far
The most idiosyncratic of all
Just has to be
When they moan about the weather
Be it wet or sunny
For in winter they witter
About the cold and the rain
Then in summer the sun
Gives them cause to complain
So like ‘em or love ‘em
To be English for sure
Is to be in a state of discontentment
Where only tea is the cure!
For tea is quite magic
As it makes all things right
When the English have done battle
And there’s no gin in sight!

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Dedicated, in the nicest possible way, to all those who make our lives hell 😉

That noise she makes
So blah blah blah
Incessant some would say
Just going on and on and on
And nagging everyday
Still reading out the same old lines
Preaching to deaf deaf ears
For no ones listening anymore
She’s bored us all to tears!

English Grumbles

It seems that Brits all love to moan
To grumble and complain
To remonstrate and blame with rife
When something is a pain

To whine and whimper – oh it’s bad
Lamenting constantly
Where it might seem that the cup is not
Half full but half empty

And yet in Britain we have pride
In many different things
So save just going on and on
Let’s fly the flag and sing

Sing songs of good old England and
Her pastures green and fair
And pull ourselves out of doldrums
To get a smile in there!

English: Wastwater, Lake District, England.

English: Wastwater, Lake District, England. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Nagging

There’s nothing like a dripping tap
To get right on your nerves
Like nagging that goes on and on
Much more than one deserves
That doesn’t know just when to stop
And give it a good rest
Failing to cease the nag nag nag
Oh what a flipping pest!

So if you are a dripping tap
That moans continually
Or heckles, hounds and carps right on
Then please set yourself free
And take a break from nagging ways
Relax and chill right out
For guaranteed your nagging will
Quite simply achieve n’out!

 

Nag nag nag would you get off my back

Nag nag nag would you get off my back (Photo credit: Singing With Light)