There’s something so terribly serious
About men and their facial attire
For the clues that are there
Can be seen by the hair
On their face; trimmed or left just like wire
For it’s said by the best Pogonologists
Who study beards day in day out
That the clues in a beard
Should be oh so revered
For they help us to fathom men out
Hence stubbled or even clean shaven
Moustached or wearing side burns
Whether you like it or not
A beard says a lot
‘Bout the person each man is in turn!
So Men when you wake in the morning
Consider the look you impart
For full beard or goatee
Chinstrap, mutton chops, scruffy
You’ll be wearing a bit of your heart!
* Did you know that the study of beards actually has a name – Pogonology!!