There’s nothing like a dripping tap
To get right on your nerves
Like nagging that goes on and on
Much more than one deserves
That doesn’t know just when to stop
And give it a good rest
Failing to cease the nag nag nag
Oh what a flipping pest!
So if you are a dripping tap
That moans continually
Or heckles, hounds and carps right on
Then please set yourself free
And take a break from nagging ways
Relax and chill right out
For guaranteed your nagging will
Quite simply achieve n’out!